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You're not a pervert. If your dehydrated brain conjures up something you're not into, it just means you're now delirious. Also, show no fear to the worm. Fear is the mind killer.", "created_at": "2025-09-14T23:57:03.716-04:00", "creator_id": 579697, "creator_name": "OPAF2612", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9318862, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 1, "updated_at": "2025-09-15T00:03:15.301-04:00", "updater_id": 579697, "updater_name": "OPAF2612", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "BB after his little speech\nhttps://youtu.be/IIuS01ihV-I?si=kUnItdTwKRVhQHgQ", "created_at": "2025-09-14T13:16:59.244-04:00", "creator_id": 2141063, "creator_name": "Zetagang", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9317777, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 0, "updated_at": "2025-09-14T13:16:59.244-04:00", "updater_id": 2141063, "updater_name": "Zetagang", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "Did he try to make a fucking dark fountain?", "created_at": "2025-09-10T20:05:49.185-04:00", "creator_id": 1744687, "creator_name": 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"2025-09-07T00:54:50.494-04:00", "updater_id": 203092, "updater_name": "Holmes", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "Que suerte tiene este muchacho 😊", "created_at": "2025-09-05T19:18:53.718-04:00", "creator_id": 2208444, "creator_name": "SK-", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9299937, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 0, "updated_at": "2025-09-05T19:18:53.718-04:00", "updater_id": 2208444, "updater_name": "SK-", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "Give this soldier a merasmus, he deserves it", "created_at": "2025-09-05T11:49:13.457-04:00", "creator_id": 2140789, "creator_name": "Yum-Yum", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9299195, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 0, "updated_at": "2025-09-05T11:49:13.457-04:00", "updater_id": 2140789, "updater_name": "Yum-Yum", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "Damn this some good shi- BASS BOOSTED SOLDIER WTF", "created_at": "2025-09-04T17:15:22.441-04:00", "creator_id": 2122654, "creator_name": "Zm0keY", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9297617, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 0, "updated_at": "2025-09-04T17:15:22.441-04:00", "updater_id": 2122654, "updater_name": "Zm0keY", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "\"Loved by no one?\"\n\nDude, posts with soldiers rake more likes than regular porn and my phone has a glitch that shows video with him after i watch something", "created_at": "2025-09-04T16:40:12.424-04:00", "creator_id": 736738, "creator_name": "Strofluff", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9297555, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 0, "updated_at": "2025-09-04T16:40:12.424-04:00", "updater_id": 736738, "updater_name": "Strofluff", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "[quote]\"nokobori\":/users/406124 said:\nNOOOOOOOOOOO\n\nNOT THE DUNE WORMMMMMMM\n[/quote]\nGiven the behavior of the dune worms, I'm imagining bass boosted soldier's talking made more consistent noise over what the other two were doing, somehow.", "created_at": "2025-09-04T14:36:20.721-04:00", "creator_id": 268094, "creator_name": "VenturingViper", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9297346, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 1, "updated_at": "2025-09-04T14:36:20.721-04:00", "updater_id": 268094, "updater_name": "VenturingViper", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "[quote]\"vivanan\":/users/1875310 said:\nA SpongeBob reference in this economy?\n[/quote]\n\nSorry, I didn't sleep much that night", "created_at": "2025-09-04T04:28:22.976-04:00", "creator_id": 1408574, "creator_name": "Void_Opossum", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9296597, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 1, "updated_at": "2025-09-04T04:28:22.976-04:00", "updater_id": 1408574, "updater_name": "Void_Opossum", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "What’s this porn doing in my bass-boosted soldier video", "created_at": "2025-09-04T03:42:28.511-04:00", "creator_id": 470678, "creator_name": "ecstasy", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9296537, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 13, "updated_at": "2025-09-04T03:42:28.511-04:00", "updater_id": 470678, "updater_name": "ecstasy", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "BRO MOVE. MY PORN", "created_at": "2025-09-04T03:32:09.764-04:00", "creator_id": 837962, "creator_name": "Jacko_314", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9296525, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 0, "updated_at": "2025-09-04T03:32:09.764-04:00", "updater_id": 837962, "updater_name": "Jacko_314", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "These two should collab more! This was fun.", "created_at": "2025-09-03T23:59:44.891-04:00", "creator_id": 2368607, "creator_name": "ImStillAshamedOfThis", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9296207, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 0, "updated_at": "2025-09-03T23:59:44.891-04:00", "updater_id": 2368607, "updater_name": "ImStillAshamedOfThis", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "Genuinely shocked me", "created_at": "2025-09-03T22:06:34.942-04:00", "creator_id": 1293388, "creator_name": "SaltedPills", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9296024, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 0, "updated_at": "2025-09-03T22:06:34.942-04:00", "updater_id": 1293388, "updater_name": "SaltedPills", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "Absolute fucking cinema!", "created_at": "2025-09-03T19:50:29.967-04:00", "creator_id": 692614, "creator_name": "c_wazy", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9295801, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 0, "updated_at": "2025-09-03T19:50:29.967-04:00", "updater_id": 692614, "updater_name": "c_wazy", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "[quote]\"void_opossum\":/users/1408574 said:\nHaha! that guy got hit in the head with a coconut!!\n[/quote]\n\nA SpongeBob reference in this economy?", "created_at": "2025-09-03T17:52:17.889-04:00", "creator_id": 1875310, "creator_name": "Vivanan", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9295600, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 1, "updated_at": "2025-09-03T17:52:17.889-04:00", "updater_id": 1875310, "updater_name": "Vivanan", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "NAHHH, Why is [New Super Mario Bros. Wii (2009) OST - World 2 & Desert] playing in the background???", "created_at": "2025-09-03T16:14:59.063-04:00", "creator_id": 1160945, "creator_name": "Knee_Key", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9295472, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 3, "updated_at": "2025-09-03T16:19:52.775-04:00", "updater_id": 1160945, "updater_name": "Knee_Key", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "[quote]loved by absolutely everyone[/quote]\n\nFixed it for you.", "created_at": "2025-09-03T14:52:29.864-04:00", "creator_id": 115822, "creator_name": "Hawkye", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9295331, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 5, "updated_at": "2025-09-03T14:52:29.864-04:00", "updater_id": 115822, "updater_name": "Hawkye", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "HE WAS LOVED BY ME!!!", "created_at": "2025-09-03T14:15:09.760-04:00", "creator_id": 1558612, "creator_name": "gwebesius", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9295281, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 7, "updated_at": "2025-09-03T14:15:09.760-04:00", "updater_id": 1558612, "updater_name": "gwebesius", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "He won't stay dead, he'll be back, because he's fan favorite character.", "created_at": "2025-09-03T13:26:23.270-04:00", "creator_id": 739774, "creator_name": "Shapie", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9295223, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 6, "updated_at": "2025-09-03T13:26:23.270-04:00", "updater_id": 739774, "updater_name": "Shapie", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "NOOOOOOOOOOO\n\nNOT THE DUNE WORMMMMMMM", "created_at": "2025-09-03T13:14:44.791-04:00", "creator_id": 406124, "creator_name": "Nokobori", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9295196, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 5, "updated_at": "2025-09-03T13:14:44.791-04:00", "updater_id": 406124, "updater_name": "Nokobori", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "saw the bass boosted soldier tag and skipped the porn to get right into the good stuff", "created_at": "2025-09-03T13:05:53.313-04:00", "creator_id": 71959, "creator_name": "Nylo", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9295185, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 35, "updated_at": "2025-09-03T13:05:53.313-04:00", "updater_id": 71959, "updater_name": "Nylo", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "[quote]\"shadow_cloud_exe\":/users/1984059 said:\nidk if i should goon or laugh.\n[/quote]\n\nboth at the same time", "created_at": "2025-09-03T12:00:23.928-04:00", "creator_id": 786578, "creator_name": "silvered1321", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9295076, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 2, "updated_at": "2025-09-03T12:00:23.928-04:00", "updater_id": 786578, "updater_name": "silvered1321", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "was NOT expecting that since I didn't read the tags before clicking on the video, but well done lol!", "created_at": "2025-09-03T11:32:36.342-04:00", "creator_id": 200726, "creator_name": "zarthosfox", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9295018, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 0, "updated_at": "2025-09-03T11:32:36.342-04:00", "updater_id": 200726, "updater_name": "zarthosfox", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "I was jorking it bru 😭 but hell yeah", "created_at": "2025-09-03T11:10:57.208-04:00", "creator_id": 2173342, "creator_name": "Hornyahh656", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9294994, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 16, "updated_at": "2025-09-03T11:10:57.208-04:00", "updater_id": 2173342, "updater_name": "Hornyahh656", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "idk if i should goon or laugh.", "created_at": "2025-09-03T09:56:20.390-04:00", "creator_id": 1984059, "creator_name": "Shadow_Cloud_exe", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9294910, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 17, "updated_at": "2025-09-03T09:56:20.390-04:00", "updater_id": 1984059, "updater_name": "Shadow_Cloud_exe", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "Giggity. ", "created_at": "2025-09-03T09:44:34.009-04:00", "creator_id": 263941, "creator_name": "IndyM", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9294895, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 14, "updated_at": "2025-09-03T09:44:34.009-04:00", "updater_id": 263941, "updater_name": "IndyM", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "You put Turboranger instead of Turborenegade in the tags.\nAlso, \"loved by absolutely no one\" is dead wrong. We love our exasperated and weirdly intrusive boy.", "created_at": "2025-09-03T09:43:12.028-04:00", "creator_id": 459836, "creator_name": "XylophoneFish", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9294891, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 62, "updated_at": "2025-09-03T09:43:12.028-04:00", "updater_id": 459836, "updater_name": "XylophoneFish", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "Wziął z zaskoczenia", "created_at": "2025-09-03T07:58:32.603-04:00", "creator_id": 831225, "creator_name": "Kuta0", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9294766, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 7, "updated_at": "2025-09-03T07:58:32.603-04:00", "updater_id": 831225, "updater_name": "Kuta0", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "I did NOT expected him that late in the video LOL", "created_at": "2025-09-03T06:57:26.489-04:00", "creator_id": 882352, "creator_name": "Klombxd", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9294698, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 47, "updated_at": "2025-09-03T06:57:26.489-04:00", "updater_id": 882352, "updater_name": "Klombxd", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "Very funny", "created_at": "2025-09-03T06:40:11.770-04:00", "creator_id": 1179011, "creator_name": "DiamondTalc", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9294678, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 0, "updated_at": "2025-09-03T06:40:11.770-04:00", "updater_id": 1179011, "updater_name": "DiamondTalc", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "Haha! that guy got hit in the head with a coconut!!", "created_at": "2025-09-03T06:06:49.288-04:00", "creator_id": 1408574, "creator_name": "Void_Opossum", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9294647, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 132, "updated_at": "2025-09-03T06:06:49.288-04:00", "updater_id": 1408574, "updater_name": "Void_Opossum", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "I totally loved the Bass Boosted Soldier cameo. Him in higher framerate and head-bobbing was a very nice touch as well.", "created_at": "2025-09-03T05:30:06.379-04:00", "creator_id": 1253919, "creator_name": "ArvenRadikal", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9294608, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 144, "updated_at": "2025-09-03T05:30:06.379-04:00", "updater_id": 1253919, "updater_name": "ArvenRadikal", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "Real porno and bass boosted soldier FUCK YEAH!", "created_at": "2025-09-03T04:08:44.767-04:00", "creator_id": 2069918, "creator_name": "just~shapes_and-7", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9294507, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5820041, "score": 219, "updated_at": "2025-09-03T04:08:44.767-04:00", "updater_id": 2069918, "updater_name": "just~shapes_and-7", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null } ] }, ".description.json": { "description": "HOT SAND!" } } }