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      "body": "\n[quote]\"okc\":/users/1259626 said:\n[i]you do not need to lubricate your body to this extreme...[/i] may i suggest [b][u]on[/u][/b] the ass cheek instead?\n[/quote]\n\nobligatory \"wd-40 is not lubricant\"",
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      "body": "Making the Omnissiah proud I see",
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      "body": "[quote]\"kaug\":/users/1839781 said:\nOnly one way to find out!\n\n[/quote]\n\n[i]you do not need to lubricate your body to this extreme...[/i] may i suggest [b][u]on[/u][/b] the ass cheek instead?",
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      "body": "[quote]\"checksout\":/users/2020189 said:\nI dont think putting chemicals into your ass is a good idea\n[/quote]\n\nOnly one way to find out!\n",
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      "body": "[quote]\"nerdynascar\":/users/2367499 said:\nTalking from experience?\n[/quote]\n\nI dont think putting chemicals into your ass is a good idea",
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      "body": "[quote]\"azurenyx\":/users/1777872 said:\nplease, NOBODY do this irl. trust me.\n[/quote]\n\nTalking from experience?",
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      "body": "please, NOBODY do this irl. trust me.",
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