{
  "comments": [
    {
      "body": "A Condom Suit _ if you will ... *Slow blink*",
      "created_at": "2026-03-22T19:56:15.428-04:00",
      "creator_id": 1239102,
      "creator_name": "Nirad",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 9719086,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5811697,
      "score": 0,
      "updated_at": "2026-03-22T19:56:15.428-04:00",
      "updater_id": 1239102,
      "updater_name": "Nirad",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "Careful now, it could overfill and reach your helmet!",
      "created_at": "2025-09-01T21:35:00.476-04:00",
      "creator_id": 2066739,
      "creator_name": "Paradoxicallis",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 9291932,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5811697,
      "score": 12,
      "updated_at": "2025-09-01T21:35:00.476-04:00",
      "updater_id": 2066739,
      "updater_name": "Paradoxicallis",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    }
  ]
}