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      "body": "[quote]\"amogus49263\":/users/1781478 said:\ntype shit\n[/quote]\n\nGeneric joke\nBottom text",
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      "body": "Ladies and Gents, serious note. NEVER just THRUST. IT. IN. (Unless she told you prior that's how they want it) It will hurt and very unpleasant for both of you. Your dick/toy WILL tear flesh. *nods* Have a good day. ",
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      "body": "After she put him through, she's pretty much the last person to request that from him. ",
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      "body": "[quote]\"bl4ck3nd\":/users/1038404 said:\nRocket full speed ahead!\n[/quote]\n\nIt seems to have made contact with the station's docking port successfully. I'd imagine the transference of the onboard payload will begin shortly.",
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      "body": "type shit",
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      "body": "I think both of them are perfect for each other.",
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      "body": "Rocket full speed ahead!",
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