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      "body": "this",
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      "body": "Man I gotta procrastinate more often",
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      "body": "This guy is never doing his job properly again.\nNo amount of willpower is capable of stopping a man from \"accidentally\" putting themselves in this situation again.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"rocketsnthegunzz\":/users/567139 said:\nNokia chair\n[/quote]\n\nIndestructible dont'cha know?",
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      "body": "[quote]\"crestedcorvid\":/users/144274 said:\nthe structural integrity of that chair needs to be studied \n[/quote]\n\nNokia chair",
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      "body": "mmm, the tootsies.",
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      "body": "the structural integrity of that chair needs to be studied ",
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      "body": "buh his toes tho ❤❤❤\nalso: \"IS THAT A NIGHT(LIGHT) FURY!?\"",
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