{
  "description": "<p><em>Mission Control WARNED Commander Callum not to remove his helmet after landing, even if it said the air was breatheable. Did he listen? He's a derg- of COURSE not. Turns out the air on the new world was sweet- and fattening! Now he seems suspiciously keen for his Chief Engin®eer to join him in this Brave New Wide...</em></p>\n\n<hr>\n\n<p>Something silly and space-y for hdalby33's recent birthday. Alternative title: 'Moo-ston, we have a problem...'</p>\n\n<p>Callum © hdalby33, Scott © me</p>\n"
}