{
  "description": "When the squirrel invites you over to get baked, don't go.\n\nAnyway. Sometimes you just wanna suffocate yourself in a hot oven, y'know? Gets the edge off. \n\nAlso I don't know how to cook turkeys or other large meats, so I wouldn't know how to dispose vegetables and garnish. Thanksgiving isn't a thing here. That lettuce is going to get burnt but hey, the food itself isn't the focus of this meal. (That and the squirrel isn't the smartest when they're horny.)"
}