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      "body": "Smash is not enough\nBreastfeeding is not enough\nI need both of them to marry me and make me their baby boy",
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      "body": "[quote]\"xxfullautorevolverxx\":/users/1526749 said:\nThere are some.....evil intentions behind their smiles D8>\n[/quote]\n\n\n\n[quote]\"xxfullautorevolverxx\":/users/1526749 said:\nThere are some.....evil intentions behind their smiles D8>\n[/quote]\n\nI sure hope those \"evil intentions\" are like kidnapping or something kinky ",
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      "body": "[quote]\"ambassador_foolish\":/users/374043 said:\nOh, hey is that lamp? Why is there a lamp on the beach. And why does it look funny?\n[/quote]\n\nwow that sure is a conveniently shaped lamp",
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      "body": "Neet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
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      "body": "While I do enjoy sexy sylveons, can we get some more Bianca if possible?",
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      "body": "yeah thanks i was just about to take a very long nap by myself and i didnt bring any spf you guys are a life saver",
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      "body": "Yeah I need help with putting sunscreen on my back  so thanks for the assistance ",
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      "body": "[b][i]Yes, please.[/i][/b]",
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      "body": "Awwww two pretty and sexy sylveon ladies ",
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      "body": "POV: You wake up after a great beach party and see two beautiful Sylveons. (The weather is perfect, and with two very sexy Sylveons, it's sure to be a great beach day.)",
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      "body": "OH MY GOODNESS",
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      "body": "my \"pov\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WZCvQ5J3pk",
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      "body": "they both gettin' crack'd tonight!!",
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      "body": "There are some.....evil intentions behind their smiles D8>",
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      "body": "~oooooohhh nooooo, pleeeeease don't hurt meeeeeeeeeee plllllls~",
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