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      "body": "yeah ok the assumed precum strings do actually be looking like tiny, long knives ",
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      "body": "Just need an alt version of this that replaces the regular ass horse with a Kirin",
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      "body": "[quote]\"sovietd0ge\":/users/321169 said:\nit's pre/cum strings\n[/quote]\n\nSee I thought that but they are stiff, float around the shaft and you can see them clipping into her, also pretty sure they vanish later",
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      "body": "[quote]\"wolfquarzermike\":/users/672224 said:\nTheres like, thin metal bars it looks like around the shaft, very hard to see but they are there\n[/quote]\n\nit's pre/cum strings",
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      "body": "[quote]\"popcornbowl\":/users/879998 said:\nWhat is this man saying?\n[/quote]\n\nTheres like, thin metal bars it looks like around the shaft, very hard to see but they are there",
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      "body": "[quote]\"snowie\":/users/53275 said:\nwhen yo forget to take the cage off the shaft after 00:30\ncan not unsee. :/\n[/quote]\n\nWhat is this man saying?",
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