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      "body": "[quote]\"gnabgnoffe\":/users/336171 said:\nWatersports fetish art where the piss isn't none yellow? How [b]refreshing[/b]\n[/quote]\n\n[i]ba dum tss[/i]",
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      "body": "blue pee. She must like nuka cola quantum.",
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      "body": "Is she a water purifier",
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      "body": "Watersports fetish art where the piss isn't none yellow? How refreshing",
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      "body": "[quote]\"cykarushb\":/users/312965 said:\nThink that’s glacier freeze or cool blue?\n[/quote]\n  \nI am envisioning refinement like [i]Glacier Gin[/i] and [i]Fever Tree Refreshingly Light Tonic[/i] (in the blue cans) vs. pedestrian Gatorade\n \n \n\n \n \n\n \n \n\n\n",
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      "body": "Think that’s glacier freeze or cool blue?",
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      "body": "[quote]\"roprope2\":/users/155358 said:\nHoly [i]shit[/i]\n\nI gotta comment whenever I see gender envy this bad. I [i]need[/i] to become her\n[/quote]\n\nReal af",
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      "body": "Holy [i]shit[/i]\n\nI gotta comment whenever I see gender envy this bad. I [i]need[/i] to become her",
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      "body": "she must be extremely well hydrated",
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