{ "comments": [ { "body": "[quote]\"omni-vee\":/users/2168027 said:\nPulverise this [b]fuck[/b]. With my [b]bergentruck[/b]!\n[/quote]\n\nIt seems you're out of luck!\n\n\n[b] TRUCK! [b]", "created_at": "2026-03-25T08:09:27.177-04:00", "creator_id": 2538227, "creator_name": "thatSEAFguy", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9724636, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5681043, "score": 1, "updated_at": "2026-03-25T08:09:27.177-04:00", "updater_id": 2538227, "updater_name": "thatSEAFguy", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "[quote]\"sardfnuffer\":/users/2538227 said:\nImma get your fountain making ass\n[/quote]\n\nPulverise this [b]fuck[/b]. With my [b]bergentruck[/b]!", "created_at": "2026-03-22T18:48:32.150-04:00", "creator_id": 2168027, "creator_name": "Omni-vee", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9718982, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5681043, "score": 1, "updated_at": "2026-03-22T18:48:32.150-04:00", "updater_id": 2168027, "updater_name": "Omni-vee", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "[quote]\"dan923\":/users/2315729 said:\nLittle do you know I'm made up on gas? \n[/quote]\n\nImma get your fountain making ass", "created_at": "2026-02-26T21:48:37.961-05:00", "creator_id": 2538227, "creator_name": "thatSEAFguy", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9665688, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5681043, "score": 1, "updated_at": "2026-02-26T21:48:37.961-05:00", "updater_id": 2538227, "updater_name": "thatSEAFguy", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "[quote]\"sardfnuffer\":/users/2538227 said:\nI'll go a hundred miles an hour.\n[/quote]\n\nLittle do you know I'm made up on gas? ", "created_at": "2026-02-25T23:43:41.756-05:00", "creator_id": 2315729, "creator_name": "Dan923", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9663681, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5681043, "score": 1, "updated_at": "2026-02-25T23:43:41.756-05:00", "updater_id": 2315729, "updater_name": "Dan923", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "[quote]\"grimm12\":/users/2316995 said:\nHow about you die?\n[/quote]\n\nI'll go a hundred miles an hour.", "created_at": "2026-02-12T23:21:34.620-05:00", "creator_id": 2538227, "creator_name": "thatSEAFguy", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9634558, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5681043, "score": 1, "updated_at": "2026-02-12T23:21:34.620-05:00", "updater_id": 2538227, "updater_name": "thatSEAFguy", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "[quote]\"omni-vee\":/users/2168027 said:\nD U I ? \n[/quote]\n\nHow about you die?", "created_at": "2026-01-19T00:33:32.021-05:00", "creator_id": 2316995, "creator_name": "Grimm12", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9579859, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5681043, "score": 2, "updated_at": "2026-01-19T00:33:32.021-05:00", "updater_id": 2316995, "updater_name": "Grimm12", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "[quote]\"sekriess\":/users/188143 said:\nHey that bump, is shaped like adeer\n[/quote]\n\nD U I ? ", "created_at": "2026-01-12T14:10:31.419-05:00", "creator_id": 2168027, "creator_name": "Omni-vee", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9565707, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5681043, "score": 1, "updated_at": "2026-01-12T14:10:31.419-05:00", "updater_id": 2168027, "updater_name": "Omni-vee", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "[quote]\"nopiefyre\":/users/2103690 said:\nDriving in my car right after a beeeeeerrrr\n[/quote]\n\nHey that bump, is shaped like adeer", "created_at": "2025-08-30T20:31:22.556-04:00", "creator_id": 188143, "creator_name": "Sekriess", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9287670, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5681043, "score": 3, "updated_at": "2025-08-30T20:31:22.556-04:00", "updater_id": 188143, "updater_name": "Sekriess", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "[quote]\"hellpad\":/users/902747 said:\nBergan TRUCK ing my way through town. Hope I don't knock somebody down. Time to put this delicious friend inside me right nooooooooowwwww.\n[/quote]\n\nDriving in my car right after a beeeeeerrrr", "created_at": "2025-08-03T21:03:07.511-04:00", "creator_id": 2103690, "creator_name": "nopiefyre", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9231567, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5681043, "score": 3, "updated_at": "2025-08-03T21:03:07.511-04:00", "updater_id": 2103690, "updater_name": "nopiefyre", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "Bergan TRUCK ing my way through town. Hope I don't knock somebody down. Time to put this delicious friend inside me right nooooooooowwwww.", "created_at": "2025-07-08T00:21:59.906-04:00", "creator_id": 902747, "creator_name": "Hellpad", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9172768, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5681043, "score": 5, "updated_at": "2025-07-08T00:21:59.906-04:00", "updater_id": 902747, "updater_name": "Hellpad", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "\"no officer it's not 'DUI' it's called a 'Booze Cruise' get your fucking shit right\" ", "created_at": "2025-07-02T00:39:43.395-04:00", "creator_id": 1518586, "creator_name": "Goobie_II", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9159396, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5681043, "score": 44, "updated_at": "2025-07-02T00:39:43.395-04:00", "updater_id": 1518586, "updater_name": "Goobie_II", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null } ] }