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      "body": "Well ain't she straightforward",
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      "body": "Not only is Lilly funny and sexy... she's also clumsy!!! Which only makes me like her more! Grace and poise are sooo overrated.",
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      "body": "welp it worked",
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      "body": "Well now, that's one way to flirt. Love this.\n\nOh, and as someone who has less experience flirting than a refrigerator, here's one of my best pickup lines: \n\nHey baby, are you French, because Eiffel for you.",
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