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      "body": "[quote]\"snufflesnuf\":/users/2072200 said:\nThe lack of urinal implies that this is just a dick sucking booth. I approve\n\nAlways intimidating when someone's off-hand work is leagues beyond your own, mad respect\n[/quote]\n\n\n\n[quote]\"snufflesnuf\":/users/2072200 said:\nThe lack of urinal implies that this is just a dick sucking booth. I approve\n\nAlways intimidating when someone's off-hand work is leagues beyond your own, mad respect\n[/quote]\n\nSecond hand, not off hand. Poor bastard has two left hands. A moment of silence.",
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