{
  "description": "It's Winterlight's birthday again, and naturally that means gifts to open! Of course, depending on order of opening and proclivity for shenanigans, it can have some inevitable results - like choosing to open and set up a pair of TwinCo self-actuating inflatable bellows before cracking open an ElastiCo-brand Insta-Shrink (In A Box!). I'm sure the inevitable won't come to pass, even with his rear so firmly wedged on the bellows' nozzle and that tank of everyone's favorite fwhoompy gas hissing ominously away for that first fwhoosh...\r\n\r\nOh, who're we kidding, he's ending up a blimp, as usual. Don't think he really minds that much, though~\r\n\r\nBirthday gift for Winterlight, part 1 of 2~"
}