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      "body": "[quote]\"thegreatteaspoon\":/users/2188100 said:\nbro his hair is green are you like colorblind or something? should probably get ur eyes checked\n[/quote]\n\nThat makes sense. Im red green color blind.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"deathby1000hornybees\":/users/1094914 said:\nI've noticed ralsei's hair is blonde. What's up with goats having blonde hair? \n[/quote]\n\nbro his hair is green are you like colorblind or something? should probably get ur eyes checked",
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      "body": "\"Kris, what the HELL are you doing!?\"\n\"...Can I join?\"",
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      "body": "I've noticed ralsei's hair is blonde. What's up with goats having blonde hair? ",
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