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      "body": "I bet the thug in the vents thinks twice about bursting in now",
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      "body": "Hope our one eyed hero still gets the gal! Movie style!",
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      "body": "That Olox must be some damn strong person/faction if that cyber-lizard went for the old 'claw in eye' trick. ",
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      "body": "Like I said 4 pages ago\n\nGotta keep an eye out for this guy",
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