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      "body": "Someone earlier mentioned Clessie deserved a roundhouse kick?\nInstead, she get Boob Crunch.\nEqually effective. ",
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      "body": "https://youtu.be/h5q2Y6WEVqM",
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    {
      "body": "Thats gonna leave a mark on her boobs",
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      "body": "[quote]\"oldrecordplayer\":/users/1455725 said:\nI wonder if she's permanently got his mark now.\n[/quote]\n\nDragon property claim.",
      "created_at": "2025-06-02T17:50:02.114-04:00",
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    {
      "body": "Huh.  Honestly, I expected more.  But as GLaDOS put it, \"the best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one\".",
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      "body": "The worst that can happen:\n\nShe says [b]\"HARDER\"[/b]\n\n\n\nThe best that can happen:\n\nHe can escape her.",
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    {
      "body": "REVENGE! >:D",
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    {
      "body": "Кусь",
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      "body": "I wonder if she's permanently got his mark now.",
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      "body": "Of all the things I thought he'd do to escape, giving her a hickey was not one of them!\n\nNow that I think about it, people like her are actually simple to manipulate. They can't tell the difference between false and real submission. Or maybe he gave her a chance and decided she wasn't sincere.\n\nBeen a while since we saw some blood.",
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    {
      "body": "\"Sampling the goods\" is such a strong sentence.\n\nI think \"Aggressively testing for servant use\" is more appealing.",
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      "body": "Boob chomp",
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