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      "body": "Bro the Great Plan demands it bro; Lord Korak needs you to fuck this thick triceratops woman so that Chaos may be defeated at long last",
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      "body": "Its on the Plaque, bro. Lizard Jesus says so.",
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    {
      "body": "This feels like its got total \"FELLAS! Is it gay to-\" skit to it. Just saying.",
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    {
      "body": "Tichi Huichi got them curves",
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      "body": "Bro, I think you gotta do this, Bro.",
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      "body": "Lizardman superiority",
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