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      "body": "duuudeee you're meta gaminggg how would you know that?? /silly",
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      "body": "\"Shit, they realized they're in a simulation, QUICK! SHUT IT DOWN!\" - Some technician. ",
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      "body": "Ah shit, they've noticed the third wall. Now they're about to go mad from the revelation.",
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      "body": "The mom and dad = relationship goals",
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      "body": "[quote]\"Fnorgiis\":/users/411848 said:\nI suspect mom and dad are also siblings \n[/quote] \n\nAnythings possible at this point. ",
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      "body": "[quote]\"the_3rd_wheel\":/users/1066036 said:\nOh no they've become self aware.\n[/quote]\n\nWe had a good run, Time to execute so they dont escape containment ",
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