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      "body": "[quote]\"artemis_furrson\":/users/400287 said:\nHonestly at this point he can probably ask his dad to suck it and he'd actually do it\n[/quote]\n\nI don't doubt it. A partial or incomplete education will not do.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"jakeyo\":/users/769389 said:\nKinda hot how Dad didn't hesitate.\n[/quote]\n\nHonestly at this point he can probably ask his dad to suck it and he'd actually do it",
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      "body": "I can’t stop winning!",
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      "body": "Kinda hot how Dad didn't hesitate.",
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      "body": "He may soon regret mentioning speed cuz daddy's grippin' it and rippin' it!",
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      "body": "[i]Gotta go fast![/i]",
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      "body": "[i]*eurobeat starts playing*[/i]",
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      "body": "[quote]\"thunderwolf_34\":/users/2109224 said:\nThat’s so me Xd\n[/quote]\n\nBeat that fucker like it stole your spaghetti oooos ",
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      "body": "That’s so me Xd",
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