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      "body": "being ready at a moment's notice to do anal on a monster like that is also pretty hardcore, if you ask me",
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      "body": "[quote]\"mangosentinelex\":/users/247374 said:\nWell she [i]is[/i] a scientist, so maybe?\n[/quote]\n\nFair point.",
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