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      "body": "Oh, man, that... [i]BURP[/i] That wasn's scrumpy...",
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      "body": "[quote]\"yetanotherartfan\":/users/509938 said:\n*notices warning label*\n\n\"My strongest potions will kill you traveler! You can't handle my strongest potions!\"\n[/quote]\n\nIs that a reference to what I think it is?",
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      "body": "[quote]\"amogus49263\":/users/1781478 said:\nwait so are you kronk or scooby doo\n[/quote]\n\nRes.",
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