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      "body": "[quote]\"gxc\":/users/773180 said:\nunlikely?\n[/quote]\n\nI would almost venture to bet money that it's not going to end that way.\n\nIf it does, I will be surprised.",
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      "body": "Nice to see this is still ongoing",
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      "body": "[quote]\"pedere\":/users/509454 said:\nUnlikely twist, Howie manages to escape, accidentally pleasures Jen on the way out, and becomes her actual boyfriend.\n[/quote]\n\nunlikely?",
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      "body": "Unlikely twist, Howie manages to escape, accidentally pleasures Jen on the way out, and becomes her actual boyfriend.",
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    {
      "body": "pra mim os crânios sempre foram  eram metafóricos, não julgaria quem se confundiu,\nmas só pra saber, alguém achou que não era metáfora?\n\nFor me, skulls have always been metaphorical, I wouldn't judge anyone who got confused,\nbut just so you know, did anyone think it wasn't a metaphor?",
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