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      "body": "[quote]\"lonelylucario\":/users/2147024 said:\nIf he was standing this entire time, how have his legs not buckled?\n[/quote]\n\nHis friend is holding him on the hips",
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      "body": "More teasing it is, got it.",
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      "body": "An edge so long you could use it to measure a building",
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      "body": "[quote]\"flesh-portent\":/users/1537644 said:\nLook at how much he's shaking... this must have been going on for hours to get a reaction like this!\n[/quote]\n\nIf he was standing this entire time, how have his legs not buckled?",
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      "body": "[quote]\"bigbankbichno1s\":/users/2211649 said:\nnah bruh gotta up dat edging streak\n[/quote]\n\nEventually he will be a hair trigger",
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      "body": "Look at how much he's shaking... this must have been going on for hours to get a reaction like this!",
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