{
  "description": "A short, bleak story I've had knocking around my head for a while.\n\nThis story is PURE fiction, and any relations between this or any entities or companies, living or dead is completely and purely coincidental. No copyright or legal infringement is intended. \n\n[color=#ef2929][s][center]oh wait...[/center][/s][/color]\n\nIf you are a representative for any such company that believes that your legal rights are being infringed by this work of fiction, please send your legal inquiries to:\n\n[center][color=#fce94f][b]Unamused Monkey\n669 Banana Road, Primate City, ML, 80085[/b][/color][/center]"
}