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      "body": "[quote]\"salaciouskitty\":/users/2300128 said:\nAre those tally marks friendly fires \n[/quote]\n\nThey call her 007\n\n0 enemies hit\n\n0 Helldivers left alive\n\n7 civilians killed",
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      "body": "Are those tally marks friendly fires ",
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      "body": "Love the 500kg headband",
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      "body": "Would :3",
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      "body": "I have had divers survive one maybe two missions. ",
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      "body": "My average lifespan in one cockpit with her is around 15 seconds due to excessive ejaculations",
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      "body": "[quote]What’s the longest that one of your divers has survived?[/quote]\nIt's probably half a mission and another half a mission, kinda. Just an hour or so ago I managed to survive an entire mission without dying once so probably also that ",
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