{
  "comments": [
    {
      "body": "i'd like to purchase the game, but i'm having technical issues on patreon, (it's entirely possible i'm an idiot, and doing something wrong) is there another vendor like itch.io i can purchase your game at?",
      "created_at": "2025-10-09T20:45:34.577-04:00",
      "creator_id": 1294346,
      "creator_name": "Alvaari",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 9368972,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5794618,
      "score": 0,
      "updated_at": "2025-10-09T20:45:34.577-04:00",
      "updater_id": 1294346,
      "updater_name": "Alvaari",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "[quote]\"southlake\":/users/1767881 said:\n>human penis\nhonestly doesn't fit the style it feels so out of place. Honestly you should go back to canine peepee/anatomically correct genitalia\n[/quote]\n\nNo.",
      "created_at": "2025-09-19T21:34:19.101-04:00",
      "creator_id": 897493,
      "creator_name": "Thesapper12",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 9328607,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5794618,
      "score": 7,
      "updated_at": "2025-09-19T21:34:19.101-04:00",
      "updater_id": 897493,
      "updater_name": "Thesapper12",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "People who only have cell phones are like this:\n🥺",
      "created_at": "2025-08-22T17:31:14.228-04:00",
      "creator_id": 613979,
      "creator_name": "Kardin",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 9271395,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5794618,
      "score": 0,
      "updated_at": "2025-08-22T17:31:14.228-04:00",
      "updater_id": 613979,
      "updater_name": "Kardin",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    }
  ]
}