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      "body": "[quote]\"tro_b0t\":/users/709398 said:\nYes, this is the intended joke lmao \nWinter runs on Linux, but doesn't know how to run Linux; he has quite literally fucked himself.\n[/quote]\n\nPoor thing...i'll help him out 😏",
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      "body": "[quote]\"somekindafurry\":/users/996263 said:\nPerhaps its meant to be symbolic, like they fcked themselves in the ass?\n\nI'm probably overthinking it but I sure wouldn't mind some tasty protogen bussy.\n[/quote]\n\nYes, this is the intended joke lmao \nWinter runs on Linux, but doesn't know how to run Linux; he has quite literally fucked himself.",
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      "body": "Hmm.. more of a Windows guy..",
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      "body": "This is the precursor to portal_sex",
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      "body": "[quote]\"tacstick\":/users/1067650 said:\nJust saying, they just deleted their initramfs, that mfer wont boot up again unless they fix that rn\n[/quote]\n\nPerhaps its meant to be symbolic, like they fcked themselves in the ass?\n\nI'm probably overthinking it but I sure wouldn't mind some tasty protogen bussy.",
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      "body": "Just saying, they just deleted their initramfs, that mfer wont boot up again unless they fix that rn",
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      "body": "[quote]\"crazys959\":/users/1631312 said:\nI'd say, seeing a furry that's into Linux is not surprising, and even pretty common\n[/quote]\n\nYes, but seeing one that has the courage to make the first move, that's special ;)",
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      "body": "[quote]\"somekindafurry\":/users/996263 said:\nHit me up. Am into Linux too :)\n[/quote]\n\nI'd say, seeing a furry that's into Linux is not surprising, and even pretty common",
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      "body": "Hit me up. Am into Linux too :)",
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