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      "body": "I would buy one and then give them a happy life :3",
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      "body": "I swear, the first thing I thought of was the “boy for sale” song from Oliver",
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      "body": "I’ll take both for 2,000 robux",
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      "body": "You know what they say, why buy the whore when you can get milked for free...",
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      "body": "Used McDonald's gift card. Final offer",
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      "body": "I got like a.... 43 dollars... and a 5 dollar Culvers coupon.\n\n Thats enough to afford a slave right?",
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      "body": "How much is the right slut? Can I have a test drive before buying?",
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      "body": "I mean, I've got like, twenty bucks? ",
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