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      "body": "[quote]\"bl4ck3nd\":/users/1038404 said:\nThe headphones are not even on his ears\n[/quote]\n\nThe sound waves are travelling through his skull instead.",
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      "body": "his ass is NOT listening!!",
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      "body": "(I look like this)",
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      "body": "Helps with rhythm games. The closer the headphones, the faster the sound arrives at your ears.",
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