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      "body": "[quote]\"kittyqattus\":/users/1646401 said:\n9 and 3 is also outdated, 4 and 8 (or 5 and 7) is safer because the airbag wont hit your arms, as well as more comfortable because your arms are resting on your legs\n[/quote]\n\nwhait this shit is actually researched?? LoL\nwell I usually either drive with one hand on 12 or 7 using the other only for changing gears or sometimes in sharp turns",
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      "body": "[quote]\"null-fury\":/users/757309 said:\nalso, 10 and 2 is outdated, 9 and 3 has been found to be safer\n[/quote]\n\n9 and 3 is also outdated, 4 and 8 (or 5 and 7) is safer because the airbag wont hit your arms, as well as more comfortable because your arms are resting on your legs",
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      "body": "finn is so cute hehe",
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      "body": "I love your job too ouo",
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      "body": "[quote]\"Crayontail01\":/users/1228459 said:\n[quote]\"shizaki87\":/users/2114695 said:\nPriorities gay you mean XD\n\n[/quote]\n\nI meant his priorities driving wise. Hands at ten and two, and his eyes on the road. That's two out of three, we're in the black!\n[/quote] \n\nit was a pun on \"straight\".\n\nalso, 10 and 2 is outdated, 9 and 3 has been found to be safer",
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      "body": "[quote]\"shizaki87\":/users/2114695 said:\nPriorities gay you mean XD\n\n[/quote]\n\nI meant his priorities driving wise. Hands at ten and two, and his eyes on the road. That's two out of three, we're in the black!",
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      "body": "[quote]\"crayontail01\":/users/1228459 said:\nNick's got his priorities straight!\n[/quote]\n\nPriorities gay you mean XD\n",
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    {
      "body": "Damn, Put atleast a towels under your butt, you Ruin the seats",
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      "body": "[quote]\"chase9871\":/users/1865000 said:\nHow long ago was this released?\n[/quote]\n\n6 hours",
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    {
      "body": "How long ago was this released?",
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    {
      "body": "Hehe, yas :3",
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      "body": "Nick's got his priorities straight!",
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    {
      "body": "I must be tripping, I could swear this comic was already finished.",
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