{
  "description": "\"The forlorn-damsel-on-side-of-road look didn't work\"\n\n\"The thumb didn't work\"\n\n\"The sign didn't work\"\n\n\"Time for the direct approach\"\n\n\"Next car that comes along is gonna[i] have [/i]to stop, and I don't care if it [i]is[/i] the Sheriff. At least it'll be a ride.\" "
}