{
  "description": "<p></p><div>Art is from the <strong>CVD Vol 3: Boté Balls<br></strong>This is the Calcium rich version of the image.<br><strong><br></strong>Primarina always slays at Beauty Contests. Not a single pokemon has ever returned to challenge Primarina a second time. He's the Majestic and Beautiful Primarina after all! He's so good, contestants cum to realize their folly in ever thinking they could compete! So if they <em>pack their bags</em> and leave town, all <em>down in the dumps</em>, who could blame them?<br><br>Some say he cheats. But those are just <em>bone-heads</em> who can't help but <em>melt</em> in their despair, jealouse of his beauty and charm! <br>And what a<em> charmer</em> he is. I would do anything for such a godly pokemon. ANYTHING! I just melt in his presence~ really I just feel like goop-- like-- like-- wow... is it hot in here or is it just me? or...or is it Primarina? He is so hot~ h-hot and-- melting-- and...  H-hey- didn't-- didn't I have like, arms and... hey have you seen my legs? Buddy? --<em>plfss</em> oh--- oh there they are -- Primerina w-wa*blubblub*s just keepin' em s-safe under us... all--of--us -- tight-- warm--- <em>gurglesblorp</em> </div><br><br><p><a href=\"http://www.postybirb.com/\" rel=\"nofollow ugc\">Posted using PostyBirb</a></p>\n"
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