{
  "description": "__**Slan, The... Uh...**__\r\n... Okay someone has to be fucking with me, right? This pony- She doesn't exist in this world! That's literally just fucking Slaanesh! She's- We're going to be sued by Games Workshop over this, you assholes! Nyx damnit, now what the hell am I supposed to do? I can't even say anything, it's LITERALLY just bloody Slaanesh!... Hemera above, Jade is going to fire me over this one..."
}