{
  "description": "[i]\"You Lombaxes are... a f-fascinating species, eh? D-dunno why you're interested in an 'ol CEO, but... guess I c-can't complain... K-keep that up and...ooh... you'll earn that employee discount in n-n-no time!\"[/i]\n\nLife loves to throw you a couple of curveballs every now and then. One minute you're testing out the latest energy drink with the CEO, and the next, you're deepthroating said CEO, giving him the time of his life! Well, at least Ratchet won't have to do anything dangerous for that employee discount!\n\nBig thanks to samuraijackin for this old gift from way back around June 2023!\n\nDialogue written by me.\n\nAlso included is an alternate, transparent variant!\n"
}