{
  "description": "<p>\"Psst... Hey! Fairy! Don't act suspicious, but I think this guy's been following us all day...\"</p>\n\n<p>\"Oh boy... Forget Ganon. Just leaving the starting area will be a miracle at this rate.\"</p>\n\n<p><i>(A post-TF commission for <a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/grandiose252.bsky.social\" rel=\"nofollow ugc\">Grandiose</a>. Despite <a href=\"https://www.furaffinity.net/view/53921105/\" rel=\"nofollow ugc\">Soot</a> keeping 5 more IQ points than the average bombchu, we might be stuck like this for a while…)</i></p>\n"
}