{
  "description": "<p>Why did you think this was a good idea? Now you're going to spend some time as a fun posing doll at best, and at worst? well, a messy posing doll, I guess. At least you get to have some intimate time with the bulge in my joggers. You're welcome.</p>\n\n<p>And don't interrupt my music again.</p>\n\n<p>... yes it was the Cuphead soundtrack again, don't you judge me</p>\n"
}
