{
  "description": "h6. From source\nI don’t think Tubs has a fluffy mother, he’s probably owned by a well-meaning person trying to get him to a healthy weight. He’s VERY unhappy with the low-cal milk replacement and throws a tiny, shitty tantrum when the Hasbio Miwk Mate™ artificial teat is taken away. Little fatty would be permanently attached to it if he had his way.\n\nI want to squish him under a cast-iron burger press"
}