{
  "description": "During a camping trip in the Pacific Northwest, I decided to wake up early one morning and go fishing. And I was very successful, nabbing a big, delicious salmon in no time! But as I carried it back to the campsite, I found myself increasing in size! What the hell?!? I hadn't even eaten anything yet! I stared in shock as big bear paws, topped with sharp claws, burst from my boots and as my whole body was covered in fur, I got larger and larger, shredding my whole outfit! I turned my attention back to the salmon and fell on my big behind as my mind grew hazy...\n\nA YCH from fa!Cray.awn!"
}