{
  "description": "Noticed that you were staring at me, so I figured that I might as well give you a better view.  \nNow you got me all nice and worked up too, so I feel like you owe me some servicing, don't you think?  \nI can tell that you want to help me out, come and indulge~\n\n  \n\nBy Moynzarek"
}