{
  "created_at": "2026-03-20T21:29:07.604-04:00",
  "id": 268597,
  "original_description": "オレより小さいやつがいたのか…\r\n彼女たちからの嘲笑を一身に受けるそれを見て、私の先端から嫉妬と敗北感の入り混じったものが滴っていた←コイツキモ",
  "original_title": "見て!学年で一番小っさいチンコ！ｗ",
  "post_id": 1484926,
  "translated_description": "So there was actually someone smaller than me…\r\nAs I watched him take all the girls’ mockery on himself, a mixture of jealousy and defeat dripped from the tip of my cock. ← This guy is gross",
  "translated_title": "Check this out! The smallest dick in our grade! lol",
  "updated_at": "2026-03-20T21:29:07.604-04:00"
}