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      "body": "MY HAIR COUPOOOOOOOOOOONS!!",
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      "body": "\"COMBINE!\"",
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      "body": "MY HAIR COUPOOOOOOOOOOONS!!!",
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      "body": "I like how the poeples getting cock-blocked are getting more and more interested in the whole scene he's making...\nI mean it might be helping that he actually left a dead body laying that time but it still adds lots of details ",
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      "body": "scp的感觉\n",
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      "body": "I genuinely can't wait for the next one, this shit is so funny",
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      "body": "i saw this on my tiktok for [i]YOU[/i] page today. i guess it was right ",
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      "body": "Holy smokes this guy has been THROUGH it 😭",
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      "body": "UNUSED HAIR COUPONS?? COMPLETE AND TOTAL EXTERMINATION!!!",
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      "body": "Bass Boosted soldier should throw more bricks anything to protect him from whatever his running from you go my aroace king",
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      "body": "I literally stop everything I'm doing on this site just to watch these lol. Worth it",
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      "body": "That was definately way more then i expected. I love this whole bit",
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      "body": "[quote]\"momimnotafurry\":/users/629832 said:\ni heard \"hair coupons\" and immediately assumed that ricardo was gonna come sprinting in to beat his ass\n[/quote]\n\nBASS BOOSTED SOLDIER NOOOOO DONT GET WRITTEN DOWN IN THE BOOK OF VENGEANCE, THE MIDDLE NEVER FORGETS!!!!!!!!!",
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      "body": "Well he was literally up close and even if he saw the brick he still would not dodge in time from getting a concussion so...it was a CANON event and since the damage has been done RUN BB Soldier RUN LIKE THE WIND also please see a medic cuz your bad luck is enough as it is so I would not want to add random syringes into the mix.",
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      "body": "Is this the first time we've seen Bass-Boosted Soldier actually genuinely freaked about something that isn't someone he blueballed?",
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      "body": "i heard \"hair coupons\" and immediately assumed that ricardo was gonna come sprinting in to beat his ass",
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      "body": "Dear God it keeps getting funnier!",
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      "body": "huge fan of your videos they always brighten my day ",
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