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      "body": "He never came like that before... maybe it's time to switch like that more often, when your girlfriend can't satisfy you the way he does? ",
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      "body": "I don't think he can jsjsjsjs",
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      "body": "[i]Pulls out rulebook[/i]\nHmmm....\n\n\"I've never cum like that before\"... \nTheir balls are also touching... \nThere's no socks being worn...\n\nGentlemen, I believe this shit is not simply just \"gay\", but rather it's \"hella fuckin' gay\".",
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      "body": "It's not like he can go anywhere. He's tied to him. So better brace for the ass beating",
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      "body": "first he gets his ass dicked, then he gets his ass kicked\n\na true poet",
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