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      "body": "Vaporeon had enough with the leaks and copypasta and take lessons from Palworld.",
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      "body": "Some people draw vaporeon with meaty legs and nice curves I guess, also biased because of a friend's several rps so there's that too\nWhy the eeveelutions? Because they're catfoxdogthing creatures and you can mold them like clay to fit your own particular fetish",
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      "body": "It'll take decades to actually happen, but anyone who thinks Game Freak will scrap the idea is a bot. ",
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