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      "body": "Super smash ",
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      "body": "Oh!that's so good, Smash",
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      "body": "No. Don't smash that. Turtles carry Salmonella.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"the_rhythm_dragon\":/users/422452 said:\nSmash, without question. I've only seen the two Koopas you've posted so far, and I'm already hooked. Fantastic job.\n[/quote]\n\nAnd is the other one your pfp?",
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      "body": "Definite Smash.  Very cute looking.",
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      "body": "...\nSmash.",
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      "body": "Hard smash. I'd get 999 lives by the end of it.",
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      "body": "Hey, if Koops can score Koopie-koo, I don't see a reason to turn a koopa down. Smash.",
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