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      "body": "[quote]1) Make Mario and Peach more than friends[/quote]\nSiblings then?\n\n[quote]\"piece_a_shit\":/users/1711162 said:\nNormal eyes: regular person\nHalf-closed eyelids: whore[/quote]\nI've found it funny how people made screenshots of MLP characters mid-blinking so they have bedroom eyes.",
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      "body": "Normal eyes: regular person\nHalf-closed eyelids: whore",
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      "body": "I could describe a Koopa Troopa as adorable, funny, simple, but never seductive. This pic made me do that. XD",
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    {
      "body": "Damn Nintendo, how dare you add this type of provocative characters in the silly wahoo adventures for my kids? I will no longer buy my son anything Mario related, last thing I want is for him to be the type of furry who goons to turtles",
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