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      "body": "*didn't you",
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      "body": "Nope I'm good",
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      "author": "SFaccountant",
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      "body": "Do you... need help wearing your eyepatch, Princess? I don't think that's how it goes.",
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      "author": "Background Human",
      "avatar": "https://derpicdn.net/avatars/2013/07/29/20_31_01_280_norm_avatar.png",
      "body": "Swordfighting someone with hooves seems unfair.  Is there any way we can settle our differences that doesn't depend on manual dexterity?  How about a nice game of chess?",
      "created_at": "2026-01-04T05:21:55Z",
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