{
  "comments": [
    {
      "body": "One step closer to his perfect form.",
      "created_at": "2025-10-12T10:10:33.083-04:00",
      "creator_id": 2779,
      "creator_name": "Bakumaru",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 9374353,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5797744,
      "score": 1,
      "updated_at": "2025-10-12T10:10:33.083-04:00",
      "updater_id": 2779,
      "updater_name": "Bakumaru",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "a very sexy way to die <3",
      "created_at": "2025-09-11T21:56:02.062-04:00",
      "creator_id": 2342078,
      "creator_name": "trannyfuckmeat",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 9312420,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5797744,
      "score": 8,
      "updated_at": "2025-09-11T21:56:02.062-04:00",
      "updater_id": 2342078,
      "updater_name": "trannyfuckmeat",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "[quote]\"roxythehorny\":/users/248223 said:\nThe deer prey appears to have (small) breasts, so I don't believe the \"male\" tag is accurate. (The wolf pred definitely has breasts, so it's likely not referring to that character.) I have adjusted the tags accordingly.\n[/quote]\n\nwhat are you a cop\n\n",
      "created_at": "2025-08-25T21:41:47.602-04:00",
      "creator_id": 895128,
      "creator_name": "this_isnt_brick_hill",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 9277820,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5797744,
      "score": 33,
      "updated_at": "2025-08-25T21:41:47.602-04:00",
      "updater_id": 895128,
      "updater_name": "this_isnt_brick_hill",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    }
  ]
}