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      "body": "Tails is built like a rotisserie chicken here",
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      "body": "Chubby Tails is so incredibly cute!",
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      "body": "This is a ver unorthodox method of flying :0",
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      "body": "[quote]\"ambug\":/users/397223 said:\nWasn't this posted before?\n[/quote]\n\nYes it was, idk why it got reposted",
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      "body": "they'll be fine, they don't take fall damage",
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      "body": "[quote]\"roxykrystalloonatic\":/users/463400 said:\nThey obviously didn't think that through:\n\nExtra weight + Gravity = Oops!\n[/quote]\n\nConservation of mass be damned",
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      "body": "I Laughed a little too hard over that ending",
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      "body": "Wasn't this posted before?",
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      "body": "“Butterfingers!”",
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      "body": "https://youtu.be/fhhz7l86KUU?si=p7K-I-Xhs2BenGVc 🫩🖕",
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