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      "body": "[quote]\"angel_dust69s\":/users/687960 said:\nThat's not a background....\n[/quote]\n\nIt's BACKground",
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      "body": "Yer twink apparently has an ass flatter than kansas",
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      "body": "[quote]\"iordan\":/users/1989469 said:\nthe white background makes it better lmao\n[/quote]\n\nThat's not a background....",
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      "body": "For a second I thought this was a joke about getting him a \"pearl necklace\"",
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      "body": "You got a [color=#ff0000]Heart Container[/color]!\nYour maximum number of hearts increased,\nand your health has been refilled, too!",
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      "body": "i love the explicit rating, even though its an implication solely 😭",
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      "body": "For those wondering, we need more people like you 😊",
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